Vote. Ron. Burgundy? For Constable.

Ron's Musings

What is a Constable?

"I believe it was an old wooden ship that sank somewhere off the coast of San Diego. In it's honor, they created an elected position called 'Constable' and I can't think of anyone better for the job than myself."

Ron on... Scotch

"I prefer to drink it. Bourbon too."

Last drink 3 mins ago

Ron on... Staying Classy

"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. And I want to keep Kentucky classy."

Last pants purchase 3 days ago

Ron on... America

"I will literally say anything you put on the teleprompter. What more could America ask of an elected official?"

Last updated 3 mins ago

He's kind of a big deal.

The only candidate endorsed by George Washington

Jazz Flautist

"I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want you to vote for me."

Lover of Dogs

"Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee."

#	Scientific Facts About Ron
1003	Number of bicep curls Ron can do
57	Number of bottles of cologne Ron owns
12	Number of times Ron has found himself in a vicious cockfight

Voting Information

Do as the Romans do. I'm not really sure what that means. But it probably means you can click on the link to find where you should go and vote for me on November 5th. Ron Burgundy - 3rd District Constable.

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